-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
In European Spanish is called Piña… Different from American Spanish. You all call them both Spanish but we have sometimes a very different vocabulary, even in different places of America and different places of Spain.
So don’t worry, English, we are weirdos too.
Yep, in Spain we use ‘piña’, not ananás.
All those light and fluffy-looking clouds you see in the sky actually weigh millions of pounds. The water droplets inside can weigh more than 500 tons, but they’re able to float because the air below them is even heavier. Source
having butterflies in your stomach is a very real, very literal, and very embarrassing phenomenon in night vale
this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along
and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man
Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books
Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.
Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive
A dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive because he went from being a supportive friend to a vicious asshole who joined a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating her and she got fed the fuck up with his shit
#later he redeemed himselfy by#um#well#uh#hmm
it’s back and I’m happy
albus severus you were named after two shitheads, i dont really know what i was thinking
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
Doing the do with you know who
The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.
All of this is important.
the number one thing of the many things about this article is the way the writer seems to think that scumbag millennials who are too lazy to get jobs obtain these costumes somehow for free (?) rather than them requiring significant disposable income. ‘people are spending more of their money on consumer goods, no wonder the economy’s in the tank’ - a real employed person with the academic qualifications to call himself an economist
This photo set is just so beautiful to me
Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.
don’t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers
If you removed all the empty space from the atoms that make up every single person on Earth, the entire world population would fit inside a lemon. Source
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